celebrate by watching every episode in order. twice

This is a bit late but oh well. It's pretty damn funny
If anyone wonders this clip is from the movie "downfall"

hoo doggy, infamous is out. my preordered copy is mucho late and the demo doesnt glean much info about the gameplay. anyone actually played the game and have an actual opinion about it? huh, huh? anybody?

never, never EVER listen to Navi.

shit... we should have elected captain falcon.

1) Samus Aran- "Metroid" Series
Worth every death, every difficulty, just to see her take her helmet off at the end

2) Cortana/Miranda Keyes- "Halo" Series
You know you want her

3) Lara Croft- "Tomb Raider" Series
I know you switch angles when she's running. Pervert!

4) Meryl-"Metal Gear" Series
Yeah she's a dumbshit sometimes, but she's still good enough for Snake right?

5) Peach- "Mario" Series
She's so hot even a giant evil turtle digs her!

"Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend anymore" - U.S. Army Handbook

"Remember to throw the GRENADE, not the pin." - U.S. Army Handbook

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Einstein

"It is generally not recommended to eject over the area you just bombed." - U.S.A.F. Training Manual

"Point towards the enemy." - Instructions printed on M72 rocket launchers

"If you forget, the claymore is pointed towards you." - U.S. Marine Sgt.

"The bursting radius of a grenade is always one foot farther than your jumping capability." - U.S. Army Private

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." - Einstein

"In war, truth is the first casualty" -Aeschylus

"Incoming fire has the right of way." -Unknown

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal

"War is delightful to those who have not yet experienced it." -Erasmus

"Friendly fire - isn't." -Unknown

"Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it." -Will Rogers

"If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe." -Unknown

"Five second fuses only last three seconds." -Infantry Journal

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." -Infantry Journal

"The more marines I have around, the better I like it." -General Clark, U.S. Army

"Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder." -Unknown

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." -Infantry Journal

"Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just brave five minutes longer." -Ronald Reagan

"If at first you don't succeed, call an air strike." -Unknown

"Tracers work both ways." -U.S. Army Ordnance

"Teamwork is essential, it gives them other people to shoot at." -Unknown

"Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain." -Vladimir Putin

"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very, accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." -USAF Ammo Troop

"There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes." -James Morrow

"Sometimes I think it should be a rule of war that you have to see somebody up close and get to know him before you can shoot him." -M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon." -Napoleon

"Draft beer, not people." -Attributed to Bob Dylan

"Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian between meals." -Colman McCarthy

"Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - then kill them." -Pacifist Badge, 1978

"It seems like such a terrible shame that innocent civilians have to get hurt in wars, otherwise combat would be such a wonderfully healthy way to rid the human race of unneeded trash." -Fred Woodworth

"The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic." -Joseph Stalin, comment to Churchill at Potsdam, 1945

"The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from red people." -Gerome Gragni and James Rado, 1967

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." -General George S. Patton

"Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country." -Bertrand Russell, attributed

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